My ex-husband volunteered to me that my Facebook picture (the same as my profile pic here) was very unattractive. First, I thought of cussing him and saying something about him and his 5'1" 4ft wide wife, then I thought better of that option and came to the realization, that his negative comments about me and constant berating was the reason our marriage ended. And I'm always glad for the remembrance of the ish-hole that was my marriage to come to mind from time to time so I will never long for anything other than a platonic relationship with him. In the midst of the second big D, I was initially tempted into remembering only the good things about this dude. But he never lets me down and always comes back to the table with his reigning title of A$$hole Supreme whenever there is any extended communication between us. I could go on in a barrage of negative comments about him and trust, there are a myriad of them. But then I realized, he is soooo not worth it. His only redeeming qualities to me right now are that he is available to babysit since he doesn't have a job (or a prospect of one) and my son seems to like him for some reason. But I'm more than happy to let his comments slide right off my even toned caramel back right down to the crack of my enticingly round derriere that he is free to kiss in its entirety. And note to self: You wish you could be as cute as I am on a bad day!!!!
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